Last night I made my first ever outing to Jackson Heights. I won't even pretend it wasn't for Indian food. As James and I walked towards the Jackson Heights Diner, I chirped, "A scene from A Very Common Procedure happened here!" Which naturally led us to deciding to reenact the play. "We'll have mango lassis and shop for a sari and then I'll ruin my own life!" James asked if he could be "the other guy," and I told him he didn't look hot enough in a sweater to be Stephen Kunken. Was that mean? Stephen Kunken is really hot.