04 December 2007

May We Both Be So Lucky

Kate is my Overheard In New York scout. She sent me this today with the subject "my future." I hope so.

Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win.
Husband: Wow. I'm bleeding.
Wife: I hope it's from the ass, because that's where I just raped you.
Husband: God, I love you.

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